Loose Lipping

Alternative Goods for Your Goodies! July 12, 2008

For quite a while now, I’ve been working on being a smart shopper- that is, making sure my money goes to people who deserve it and people who care about the community, their customers, and the environment, rather than major cock-sucking cunt-hating corporations.

Thus, I now present to you: the wonderful world of alternative menstrual products!

What’s wrong with regular ol’ pads and tampons?

  1. They’re brought to you by man-owned coorporations, who know jackshit about you, your cunt, and your comfort.
  2. Disposables are awful for the environment, getting flushed down the toilet, or taking up space in landfills.
  3. $$$
  4. Toxic Shock Syndrome, bleach, chemicals = directly exposed to your vagina. eek!

Soo…what are the alternatives?

Behold!

  1. Lunapads, Gladrags
  2. Instead Softcups
  3. DivaCup, the Keeper, the Mooncup

What’s so great about these alternative products?

  1. Support women and lesser known corporations that love your body.
  2. Most of these options are reusable, lasting for up to years and years, saving you mucho money and reducing your environmental footprint.
  3. Safe and healthy! No scary cunt-destroying chemicals!
  4. Comfort, comfort, comfort!

So there you have it. Check it out. And start taking control of your body.

Have a truly happy period!